
yeah so basically i did not have the money to spend on this but my life is kind of falling apart so i was like “hey, i deserve this” so i finally went out and did it :D
(someone should ask for a picture of my tattoo so i don’t feel dumb for posting one, p.s.)
HI GUYS IT’S ME I’M NOT DEAD
since you last heard from me I:

I COME FROM MY ONE DIRECTION TUMBLR TO BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY
EVEN THE DIRECTIONERS ARE WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE MISHAPOCALYPSE
proud a u guys
demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods
and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make
why cant we be mermaids
but do they have wifi underwater
So are we all just going to sit here and ignore the fact that Richard Speight Jr’s eyes are
freaking
gold
?!?!??
The best definition of his eyes was in a fanfic, it said his eyes were the colour “of the sun going through a glass of whisky”
THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, ARTISTIC, SEDUCTIVE DESCRIPTION EVER
Me, Dana, and Mackenzie are going to make a question/answer video tonight! So, if you’re so inclined, go to any of our ask boxes and ASSAULT THE FUCK OUT OF US WITH QUESTION.
For added fun, one or all of us will put their hair up into 1D style quiffs.
Come on, we’re all really fun and it’s gonna be a good time!
(and the video will happen whether or not you ask questions anyway soooo)
ANYONE WHO ASKS A QUESTION WILL GET THEIR BLOG PROMOED IN THE VIDEO
Reblogging this from my 1D blog.
WE REALLY WANNA MAKE A VIDEO BUT MY FOLLOWERS OVER THERE AREN’T GOOD AT ASKING QUESTIONS SO YOU GUYS SHOULD
leave questions on any of the links above????
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
I can never look at my biology textbook without laughing because of this fuckin praying mantis
he’s like SUP BITCHES LET’S DO SOME SCIENCE